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"Who's that guy with the mushroom haircut?.."
"Oh, that's just evan"
by mangs🔑 September 04, 2016

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A black Mexican that know how to have a great time and party till he drop
Evan has the most amazing style got them homies got bomb hair 😂 and also the black speedy Gonzalez he is the most romantic he never will leave his girl and he will love her for ever he is like fresher than yo daddy and also boss and he told to tell u all WYMN(Why You Mad NIGGGA!!!!!!!!!
by ✌🚬🔫🔥Firedoe7644 March 19, 2015

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1. The action of being addicted to stealing

2.Someone with the name Evan who likes to steal
He/she is such an Evan (dickhead)
by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013

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Female version:
She's beautiful and knows it. She's kind but has a temper. She's a tomboy at heart but likes to dress up and look pretty. She's outgoing but can be shy when there is a big crowd. She is happy when she is able to make others happy.
"Evan is so quiet."
"Evan is loud and funny when you get to know her."
by KaraEvan December 21, 2016

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A farmer. Very cocky. Annoying. Attracted to blondes and female cows. Trouble maker. Bad hurler.
Did you see that guy over there milking them cows? Hes such and evan!
by Thug1234 December 10, 2016

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Evan is a guy with a inverted dick, who can't get any girls
Damn that guy is such an Evan
by Evan12345 November 23, 2016

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Definition #1(adj.)
A fucking dumbass nigger who fingers Malia's flappy puss real goo with crayons and then eats them. Evan is the type of kid to eat crayons and is usually mentally retarded in the way he acts.

Definition #2(n.)

Evan a common school boy walks from class to class looking for the wildest Malia in search of some good crayon puss. walking class to class peaking in looking for the "Malia" puss puss. If not found Evan gets über angry and speaks in a Russian accent followed by a moo. Evan then coninues to shove crayons up his ass screaming "LEAFY IS BEAFY" then Evan usually gets a new pair of over priced shoes after his visit at the insane asylum
Ex #1: You are very Evan. Stop licking the stairs you retarded cunt.

Ex #2: You act like a retarded Evan. Crayons are not food you dumbass cunt bitch
by Nigger bee October 03, 2016

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