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1. The action of being addicted to stealing

2.Someone with the name Evan who likes to steal
He/she is such an Evan (dickhead)
by Somerandomguystartingwithn November 25, 2013
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a name for a guy who has a small penis and is gay. Someone who tries to be a gangsta but really sits on his bed and plays games all day
Evan is gay
by julian ramirez March 26, 2010
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a guy who never writes back when you want him to. can never depend on him. gives you empty promises. uses girls for sex. fond of drink and weed.
evan. womaniser. alco. empty promises.
by random_observer1234 February 06, 2010
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Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.

Prone to making bets he can't win.

Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.
Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.

Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.

Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.

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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*

Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.

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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.

Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.

Guy 3: Yeah, totally.

Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.
by Animus Argentis December 20, 2009
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The greatest guy you will ever know. Someone who will love you with everything he has and never stop. Will look at you and tell you how beautiful and amazing you are everyday. Will kiss you so passionately that time will stop for that split second. When you see his face, your heart will skip a beat and you'll smile the whole time you're with him. He'll wait for you, even though you're 664 miles away from each other. He'll protect you and make sure you're at your best before he worries about himself. He will be your one and only. The only guy you will want to be with. For the rest of your life.
Alex: "Logan cheated on me again."
Me:"I'm sorry. You should find someone like Evan."
Alex:"You are so lucky."
by emmaly9678 October 19, 2013
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To complusivly lie about something unnecessary.
"did you hear that?"
yeah, such an evan
by yeah yeah yeah 3597832495 February 16, 2009
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a guy who is just, like, the best, period. Most athletic in the world and pulls all the bate. Cops so many shoes he fits more in his closet than how many burgers Phillip Banks can throw down his stomach. 11-inch dick and sends every girl he fucks on the strecher. Eats the booty like groceries. Most interesting man in the world.
"Evan" eats my booty like groceries, awww it just makes me feel like salad WITH the dressing.
by FTASM May 21, 2015
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