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22.
Simply the most amazing boy in the whole world.
He is sweet, caring, adorable, cute, hot, sexy, sweet, and amazing.
He can make you feel like you've got the whole world if you're the one he loves.

He's so sweet, and if he loves you, he'll do just about anything for you, and you'd do anything for him.
He has the most amazing smile and when you look into his eyes you fall more deeply in love with him every time.
They are so beautiful, just like him.

He has the sexiest hair, and is probably an asian, which makes him extremely smart and talented.

His personality is one of his best qualities. He is the most amazing boy in the world.
If you don't fall for him, something is very wrong with you.

Everyone loves him.

But especially me.
He is my baby, and I love him with all my heart..forever and always!
I love you, Evan. So much<3
by Ham:D April 26, 2011
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23.
pimply man whore, who loves to stick his tongue down eight-graders throats (cougar!!!!!!) and loves his ex's twin sister because she has a firm ass!!!!!!! Evan's tend to obssesivley text twins and have "Dave the Wolf-Man" as a teacher. Evan's tend to prefer g-strings to thongs, and is half-virgin. Evan's are sik perv's HE LUVS SEX!!!!!! Evan's need a ton of sexual attention (girls or boys) and need a ton of lube for his huge pickle !
He is such an Evan, he made out with Claire and loves her sister now!!!!!!!!!
by Steve Hasset December 23, 2011
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24.
A half black guy that enjoys giving hand jobs in the parking lot of any family restaurant. This type of person acts high and mighty but crys them self to sleep while masturbating every night. If you are ever in the presence of one leave immediately or you may become infected with AIDS.
Evan is a fag
by Phill Davis December 29, 2011
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25.
just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!
person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.

jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!

hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.

you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 08, 2010
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26.
Evan is an awesome friend. He has amazing music taste and is a genius. He will always be there when you need him. Amazing to talk to. Thinks he isn't as amazing as everyone says, but he is! WITH ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS EYES.
Josie: Woah. Look at those eyes.
Evan: I know right *flips hair*
Josie: *faints*
Evan: *skips away clicking heels*
by Jo-Z March 07, 2014
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27.
A sweet guy who is easy manipulated by any girl he likes, normally doesn't think before saying or doing things but learns from his mistakes.
1st girl- " why would take Evan back after what he did?

2nd girl- " he's changed a lot, he deserves a second chance".
by suckerforvic October 20, 2013
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28.
Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love

- Signed Shania Lachez
Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "
by Shania Lachez O. May 23, 2010
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