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shalom evan
by Evan1234 July 10, 2011
Evans Are Out Of Sight , Really Hot , & More To Theirselves Then Anything , They"re Always There But Mostly In The Back round , Evans Are Those Type Of People You Just Love To Love

- Signed Shania Lachez
Person 1 " Hey Have You Met The New Girl"
Person2 " Yes I Have & One Word Such An Evan "
by Shania Lachez O. May 23, 2010
One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"
"I think his name is evan."
"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."
by kay:-) March 01, 2015
A guy who loves you for you hes sweet kind thinks about you all the time text you all the time never wants to leave you protective over you cause he knows you one ina million and that he cant find anyone like you hes a sports guy which makes him extra cuter and hes just an amazing guy and your an amazing girl to be able to have him
I love you evan.
by Makayla😘😘 March 18, 2015
A bright, hyper, and creative guy. He loves to hug people, especially his lady-friends, and is a big sweetheart. His high energy makes him jumpy, but you know what they say, energy is the key to great inventions.
by nat706 December 29, 2013
just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!
person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.

jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!

hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.

you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right
by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 08, 2010
Saying she is the most beautiful girl in the world is an understatement. She is a girl with a great personality, she may be a popular girl, but is truely shy until you bring her out of her shell. She is the one that you want your family to meet. She is the one that makes you melt everytime she makes eye contact with you.
Evan is the girls of my dream. She's the one that makes me be me. She is the one with the intentions to get the best out of you, when you don't even believe in yourself.
by Lovetospoon November 10, 2010

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