A very imbicillic child who enjoys making themselves look stupid for the enjoyment of others.
Boy 1: Dayumm, that evan is so funny because he jumped out a third story window!
by Rhazer July 12, 2009
Quite simply put, the epitome of awkward. He has a strange egg shaped head, talks a great deal about cars, his dogs, and how many shots he takes when he drinks. Its possible that he has reached his twenties and never had coitus, let alone have a serious relationship with a girl. In large social situations, he often spends time with a look confusion painted upon his egg shaped face and keeps to himself, only entering the conversation when the topic of cars arises. It is quite likely that he suffers from small dick syndrome, but remember girls, its not the size of the boat that matters, but the motion of the ocean.
Have you seen Evan lately?

Yes. That boy was so awkward I would rather sit through a 2 hour detailed conversation on the likes and dislikes of my parents sexual preferences then sit next to him again.

It was that bad?

I went into the situation with my highest expectation of the night being ok. My expectations were sadly low, and I was still disappointed. He was so disinterested I am beginning to think he just likes boys.
by Jetta Hater June 30, 2010
a snarky individual who expresses psychopath tendencies. Compulsive liar. May take part in self-mutilation, especially burning one's skin. Can subsist solely on Moxie and Tim Tams. Very skilled at artistically documenting the subversive behavior of his compatriots.
Oh my god, that baby eagle is so evan!
by stupidbitch27 May 09, 2010
Something that is disgusting.

A synonym for: horrible, 'angin, raw, errrr!!
Aaaah, that growth on your toe is Evans, hangin!!!
by J. Davidson January 09, 2010
a guy who never writes back when you want him to. can never depend on him. gives you empty promises. uses girls for sex. fond of drink and weed.
evan. womaniser. alco. empty promises.
by random_observer1234 February 06, 2010
An oversized clit that protrudes out from the pussy lips. Also known as a joel
Joannie used her clit pump until it was an evan.
by syphalius February 07, 2010
A mysterious hairy like creature often described as sloth like if it can be described at all, enjoys relaxing and doing little work if any at all!
'man that guy is majorly hairy almost ape like'

'yeah he's such an evan'

'i've never seen someone more lazy then evan, he's room is like a garbage tip'
by zephyrus da original February 03, 2010

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