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pimply man whore, who loves to stick his tongue down eight-graders throats (cougar!!!!!!) and loves his ex's twin sister because she has a firm ass!!!!!!! Evan's tend to obssesivley text twins and have "Dave the Wolf-Man" as a teacher. Evan's tend to prefer g-strings to thongs, and is half-virgin. Evan's are sik perv's HE LUVS SEX!!!!!! Evan's need a ton of sexual attention (girls or boys) and need a ton of lube for his huge pickle !
He is such an Evan, he made out with Claire and loves her sister now!!!!!!!!!
by Steve Hasset December 23, 2011
 
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Also known as Evab. A verifiable psychopath with a history of Clash of Clans addiction and in intelligence comparable to that of a dingus.
Evan's dingus is tiny.
by taller baller June 20, 2014
 
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A guy with an amazing dad.
Hey hod dad is fit.
Yeah that's evan.
by Evvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvan July 05, 2012
 
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Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.

An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.
That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.
by emmahhh July 08, 2014
 
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A bright, hyper, and creative guy. He loves to hug people, especially his lady-friends, and is a big sweetheart. His high energy makes him jumpy, but you know what they say, energy is the key to great inventions.
by nat706 December 29, 2013
 
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1. To become excited and partially aroused at the notion of Justin Bieber or Harry Potter 2. The act of milking a hamster
I'm gonna Evan my hamster! Once every six weeks you should Evan your hamster.
by raguthegreatwizardking November 07, 2010
 
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Best guy friend to have! you can tell him anything and he'll straight up tell you what he thinks. he's honest, nice, athletic, and good-looking. He is, however, a bit of a whore. most of the time he's in a relationship but you never know with whom. still, you can't help but like him.
A: So, there's this guy creeping on me. its freaking me out.
Evan: Want me to beat him up?

A: How's your new girlfriend, Crystal?
Evan:I broke up with that chick last week...

Girl 1: Wow, he's soo hot! AND varsity football!
Girl 2: save it. he has a girlfriend...but he is sexy.
by curlygirl747 April 26, 2012