Eunich 

n.
1. A man with no ballsack.
2. a male human with no genitalia

Cmon, just do it, grow some balls you eunich!

Eunich by Chase Downing March 11, 2003

Eunichorn 

A male unicorn that has had it's testicles removed.

Look at that poor eunichorn prancing around over there! It can't get any action...

Eunichorn by Arflahgha September 17, 2006

eunichcorn 

One term US president whose second term was denied by voters, thereby making them feel as though America castrated them.

Trump got smoked in the presidential election. He is now officially a eunichcorn!

eunichcorn by Igeeee November 11, 2020

eunich 

What some call big time soccer star David Laluz for getting kicked in the balls in the Venezualan championship game.

David Laluz became a Eunich after Jorge Chavez miss the soccer ball and kicked him between the legs.

eunich by THE Wee Man April 22, 2009

Eunuchscape Artist 

When a man with no metaphorical ball sack pretends to want to slow intimacy down in a relationship as a way of breaking up with a girl.

Jodi: He said WHAT?
Jamie: He said he wants to slow down the intimacy because he thinks things went too fast.
Jodi: Wasn't he the one who wanted to have sex?
Jamie: Yes
Jodi He is a total Eunuchscape artist.

Eunuchscape Artist by sillymama1974 August 5, 2010

Eunich 

a male homosexual used to guard the princes harem. a trusted house servant

eunichs were not castrated until male heterosexuals tricked their way into the princes harem.

Eunich by Tom O September 19, 2003

eunich 

A male with no pee pee.

"A volcano exploded and lava hit my pee pee...my pee pee is now gone..I am a eunich now."

eunich by no July 18, 2003