n.
1. A man with no ballsack.
2. a male human with no genitalia
by Chase Downing March 12, 2003
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a male homosexual used to guard the princes harem. a trusted house servant
eunichs were not castrated until male heterosexuals tricked their way into the princes harem.
by Tom O September 19, 2003
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The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!
by stimpy October 16, 2003
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you're a guy and you KNOW you're a guy? then you're not a eunich. nof said.
Hey! Look! I've got balls and a dick! I'm not a eunich! Whee! (Although questions as to the accuracy of this statement may be raised because of that "Whee")
by Vicky Dildo Lee December 2, 2003
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bobby exlaimed i don't want to see your lesbian photo because i am a eunich
by AllyKat and Erotica January 27, 2004
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If you thought Windows was bollocks, then try Eunichs...it has no balls!
by Mike February 14, 2004
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Wei Guang Wang to Lucifer.
Lucifer: Eunich Wedgie come now!
Wedgie: Yes master.
by abc August 9, 2004
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