by jack May 13, 2003
by The Bag Bandit December 2, 2010
Did for sports what MTV did to music. Turned it into a bunch of commercialized GARBAGE. ESPN is very good at creating the illusion that sports are somehow important or meaningful thereby creating a large viewership of brainless drones. Shows like "Sports Center" are done in a format of a news show which accomplishes this end. Then there are sports trivia game shows. All of this mind-rot meshed together creates the worst kind of consumerist sports freak. Sports are stupid anyway...even if it was just a purist sports channel without all the bullshit hype building fluff, would anyone watch it anyway? Stop watching bullshit ESPN game shows, get off your ass, and go PLAY a sport. Or better yet, pickup a book. Its kind of hard to go from watching ESPN to reading books but you can get there. Take it slowly...
Stupid fucks on urban dictionary try to delete my ESPN definition so i put it back up a few days after it dissapears.
by BurgLyke February 17, 2005
by hytham_hammer July 9, 2005
I am an asshole who knows shit about sports and I don't have a personality so I hook up my brain to the Extra Sexual Party Network (ESPN). I jerk off to SC daily, and I release on the #1 top play.
by asdfdsfsdds April 8, 2008
The greatest TV channel out there. Life would not be complete without it. They never shut up about the Yankees, Red Sox, and Patriots though.
by ERAU Nigga January 7, 2008
Complete garbage that claims to be a sports channel, but with how they act, they are more like a mainstream news channel.
Raymond: What are your thoughts about ESPN?
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.
Vale: They are completely pathetic, I used to watch them on a daily basis, but I do not like politics in sports, so the same would apply if their political views were actually for who they are against.
Raymond: Yeah, same, yet some people want everything to be politicized and I too used to be a consistent ESPN watcher.
Vale: Yes, they do and it's absolutely disgusting.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 16, 2021