hytham_hammer's definitions

thickie

juice + yogurt .
coined to set it apart from the ubiquitious smoothie.

mango juice + yogurt, drop in a few blueberries for a yummy treat!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

offs

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..

To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

acorn attack

the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.

Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Outernet

in cafes, street signs and corners, resturants... even; as I read once in Wired, on top of taxis in NY... beaming info from the Net and webvertisement.

dig: the e-revolution is nothing but a big advertainment campaign to empty you already emptied pockets!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

BEAM

Biology, Electronics, Aesthetics & Mechanics: toy-robots manufacturing criteria in Japan.

To call the Japs 'Aibo-heads' is totally unfair and makes no sense. They are the bestest and most-intelligent people in the world.
Japan: 1 America: zip!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

OPP

other people's plastic.

a pun on OPM, or other people's money.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

petishisim

pet fetishism.
the person responsible for such a deviation against non-suspecting animals is called a petishist.

say what Anna, is your mother still 'avin that pitbull around?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006