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92.
A retarded person with the smallest penis in the multi-verse. He is usually known to be asian.
Ex. My name is Eric and this is very true.
by Ratface212 May 15, 2010
 
93.
ily to death
you mean everything to me
he makes me laugh
he makes me cry
he make me feel important
ily eric
eric your my everything
by erics girlie August 27, 2008
 
94.
A goofy pigeon toed mother fucker. That is tall, has a large but not a workable penis that only gets action from "bigger" woman. Eric also mean C.C. or in other words a Chubby Chaser! Don't trust him with woman, EVER! Oh, and did i mention that he is a pigeon toed mother fucker.
Eric
by Eric weirdo February 24, 2010
 
95.
A person who likes to play mario all day long, and deny that he actually plays it. He's addicted to fighting and is violent. See assinine.
"Hey did you see that guy thats really cheesy?"

"Oh, yeah thats eric."
by jessicahowboutthemapples January 23, 2010
 
96.
the name of a person that has an alien shaped head and loves e.t, as well as sucking bananas and is also a sissy and dosen't care about other's people's feelings whatsoever and is a momma's boy.
Hobby- he jilts people, trys to be funny but fails.
eric loves to chase fat people around the park.
by nanny mcpheeeeee April 18, 2009
 
97.
The hottest red head you could ever meet, yet the biggest dork every. Seems shy at first but late at night is a silly goose. He's really silly and really smart. Has the most perfect lips ever and is really tall. Flips his hair a lot and has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Not self-centered and very caring. The most perfect kind of guy you could ever meet in Michigan. Has really big hands and plays halo with his feet. Doesn't eat much and is super skinny. Yet he is the most perfect guy in the whole world.
I love you, Eric. xDDDD
"DAYUUUMMMM!!"
"What?"
"I just saw Eric."
"..damn.."
by asiancuteness March 19, 2009
 
98.
a pale kid who sits inside and plays fallout 3 all day. he has anger issues, and refers to everything as gay or amazing. Hates almost everything that most people like, sometimes known as adolf. he will do almost anything for peeps marshmellows. he hates obama, bodywash, and four stroke motorcycles most.
eric is such a douche, all he wants to do is play videogames.
by fagstickMcdouchebag July 06, 2009