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1. The lame version of the name Erik. Commonly picked when the parents wanted their kid to be a conformist, not a bold, strong, handsome, and sexy leader.

2. The German and French failed attempt at having their spawn be as awsome as Scandinavians.

3. A pussy.
1. Eric gets picked on by Erik.

The three Erics I know are boring.

Erik is hotter than Eric.

2. Eric surrendered to Erik.

3. That dude is such an Eric.
by wowdudeman February 03, 2010
A fat lard who sits around making racist comments all day...commonly hated
That fag over there is such an eric!
by FATIEMCFATERSON August 16, 2009
An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.
My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.
by Sven Schligenmuehler August 31, 2008
A type of genital warts that can spread to your upper lip.
Damn these Eric s itch like a mother fucker
by remalaiaa March 14, 2009
eric, a name describing an individual possesing extremely gay tendecies. Usually preferres homosexual sexual encounters. Loves performing oral sex on males. Usually is more of a taker than a giver due to his lack of penis size. Has been known to masturbate to unusual t.v material favorite of all ed, edd and eddy.
(I.E) "That eric was really eyeballing me"
An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:

1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely
My roommate is such an Eric, I swear he isn't going to get anywhere in life.
by dictionary June 15, 2006
Eric's are interesting people. They occur in juice cartons and are very very tall, like a lamp post. They spring about like clowns in jumpy towns and play with baked cheese's. Their favorite is mozzarella. Usually these Eric people like to wear wizard hats and love to play the role of harry potter. Also known as a cute hippo that can use its legs as wings. They like sniffing out potato sacks and use them instead of clothes. This is often because they lose their clothes.
Jon: hey mann
Dave: omgsh did you see that eric guy walk past?...he looks rather like a cute hippo don't ya think?.
by potatoe sack July 18, 2008