An old Highland Cow that likes to smoke weed when it is out on the pasture, munching on delicious hay. YUM.
My best friend is an Eric. When I am around him, my brain gets woozy and I develop and sudden craving for hay.
by Sven Schligenmuehler August 31, 2008
A type of genital warts that can spread to your upper lip.
Damn these Eric s itch like a mother fucker
by remalaiaa March 14, 2009
eric, a name describing an individual possesing extremely gay tendecies. Usually preferres homosexual sexual encounters. Loves performing oral sex on males. Usually is more of a taker than a giver due to his lack of penis size. Has been known to masturbate to unusual t.v material favorite of all ed, edd and eddy.
(I.E) "That eric was really eyeballing me"
Eric's are interesting people. They occur in juice cartons and are very very tall, like a lamp post. They spring about like clowns in jumpy towns and play with baked cheese's. Their favorite is mozzarella. Usually these Eric people like to wear wizard hats and love to play the role of harry potter. Also known as a cute hippo that can use its legs as wings. They like sniffing out potato sacks and use them instead of clothes. This is often because they lose their clothes.
Jon: hey mann
Dave: omgsh did you see that eric guy walk past?...he looks rather like a cute hippo don't ya think?.
by potatoe sack July 18, 2008
a dumbass fucking pothead who finds beautiful girls and steals them away from their friends and turns them into potheads as well. causes them to be constantly grounded. makes them believe he truely loves them then goes and cheats on them. and when the girl finds out about it, all he has to do is say its not true and she believes him.
Why's she gounded this time?
Eric. Duh.
by i know you. August 25, 2008
An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:

1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely
My roommate is such an Eric, I swear he isn't going to get anywhere in life.
by dictionary June 15, 2006
Hypocritical, anorexic roommate who likes boys but tries to pretend he doesn't by constantly surrounding himself with the opposite sex. He even stalks them, but he always chooses the ugliest of the ugly to obsess over thus proving his homosexuality. He also constantly watches VH1 and Brothers and Sisters. It is a requirement for Eric to dress up for the simplest occasion such as eating at the 88. He likes to watch his roommates at night and touch their arm. We hope this is all he touches but we fear it isn't.
Goodness! You're such an Eric, standing over me at night dressed up and watching me with Brothers and Sisters on the TV and your penis in your hand and saying you aren't doing any of that.

I can't believe you locked your door this weekend! You're such an Eric!

You didn't eat any of your sandwich from lunch and left it sitting by the trash can. What are you, an Eric?!!
by The Keanu September 02, 2008

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