1.) An emotionally and socially dysfunctional person, driven by irrational desire(s) to put the entirety of humanity and the technology and innovation that brought society to the current peak of development out of comission for the sake of being "green".
Much like a schizophrenic, environmentalists defend their beliefs by citing paranoid ideation and theory with no basis in reality.
Environmentalists have banded together, using theatrics, literature, and pop culture to manipulate, guilt, and decieve the unsuspecting into setting aside perfectly good lifestyles, products, and manufacturing processes for inefficient, overly costly, and counterproductive ways in the name of being "green".
It should be noted that the use of "me too" advertising, elitism, and pop culture depiction of green as "hip" and "cool" has met with varying success toward those with limited mental fortitude, although igniting a backlash amongst the more intellecturally capable.
2.) A social status seeker (see: conformist) with little technical grasp of the underlying concepts, attempting to jump on the green bandwagon in a misguided attempt to become "hip" or "cool".
Much like a schizophrenic, environmentalists defend their beliefs by citing paranoid ideation and theory with no basis in reality.
Environmentalists have banded together, using theatrics, literature, and pop culture to manipulate, guilt, and decieve the unsuspecting into setting aside perfectly good lifestyles, products, and manufacturing processes for inefficient, overly costly, and counterproductive ways in the name of being "green".
It should be noted that the use of "me too" advertising, elitism, and pop culture depiction of green as "hip" and "cool" has met with varying success toward those with limited mental fortitude, although igniting a backlash amongst the more intellecturally capable.
2.) A social status seeker (see: conformist) with little technical grasp of the underlying concepts, attempting to jump on the green bandwagon in a misguided attempt to become "hip" or "cool".
Jane was an environmentalist; she drove a Toyota Prius plastered with liberal bumper stickers and looked down her nose at everybody else who didn't.
So blinded by her self righteous status seeking crusade was she, that as Jane looked down her nose at the beat up 80's CRX passing by, she failed to realize that not only did it return 10 more MPG on two decade old technology, but was paid for and already returning savings to its owner. It also did none of the environmental damage that Janes Prius did, having already been manufactured some 20 years ago.
So blinded by her self righteous status seeking crusade was she, that as Jane looked down her nose at the beat up 80's CRX passing by, she failed to realize that not only did it return 10 more MPG on two decade old technology, but was paid for and already returning savings to its owner. It also did none of the environmental damage that Janes Prius did, having already been manufactured some 20 years ago.
by C2Y March 29, 2009
A person who opposes the use of natural resources for the betterment of mankind. Has radical views on natural resources such as trees, oil, coal, mining, livestock production, and global climate, which are usually unrealistic. Many will attempt to force their beliefs onto others. Environmental activists are often neo-Marxists and socialists in hiding, Jane Fonda being a perfect example of this.
Environmentalist: Global warming is happening NOW, and humans are to blame!
Oh no! Well, I have some tires that need burning, so if you will excuse me....
Oh no! Well, I have some tires that need burning, so if you will excuse me....
by chicken7377 February 27, 2008
Someone who believes trees have more rights than people. Also believes we should save the rainforest because it has pretty colorful plants and animals that no one gives a shit about.
Environmentalist to homeless person: Get out of the way human scum, you're ruining the precious environment!
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.
Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.
Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
by SatanChrist May 21, 2005
Environmentalist are heartless opinionated bastards that don't give a crap about any one else but themselves, according to whom cycling is preventing hikers from "enjoying quiet solitude and serenity".
Environmentalist 1: "Lets go make a scene for no reason"
Environmentalist 2: "Sure what you wanna do?"
Environmentalist 1: "Why not file a law suit to screw over bikers making 168 miles of Montana's trail into 60 miles just for the hell of it?"
Environmentalist 2: "Sounds like a good time..."
Environmentalist 2: "Sure what you wanna do?"
Environmentalist 1: "Why not file a law suit to screw over bikers making 168 miles of Montana's trail into 60 miles just for the hell of it?"
Environmentalist 2: "Sounds like a good time..."
by ChilledFantom August 14, 2010
Environmentalistic- a person is in this state when his or her political power is decided by strictly environmental perspectives and none other. The word can be further defined as being somewhat like materialistic.
That stupid hippie is so environmentalistic that he didn't see that bio diesel wasn't really that advantageous after all.
by RandiWordHead June 1, 2009
A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.
the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.
by A Midwestern Christian May 22, 2005
Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.
by Fizzler of Borg December 25, 2006