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2 definitions by SatanChrist

 
1.
A nation ruled by Jesus.
The deep south is a theocracy, not a Jesuscracy.
by SatanChrist May 09, 2005
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2.
Someone who believes trees have more rights than people. Also believes we should save the rainforest because it has pretty colorful plants and animals that no one gives a shit about.
Environmentalist to homeless person: Get out of the way human scum, you're ruining the precious environment!
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.

Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
by SatanChrist May 21, 2005
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