Moody, God Complex, Think they are intelligent due to the vast experience in technology (3 to 5 years), over weight, some exotic ones have long hair and pony tails (only transexual men have pony tails), anti social, and on the rag 24/7. Usually Grumpy. Very upset about not being able to pick up the hot girl in college, and really pissed because they dont make much money and could have spent all that time drinking in college instead of programing with the Korean exchange student 'shwang balz'
one of my engineer introduces him self as a senior research scientist and has a vast history since the very beginning of network security... and he is 27.
by Hot redhead June 27, 2007
the train driver, aka the person who starts the train out.

NOTE: In Miami, there's only one Engineer, and that's the one who started All Purpoze.... don't fuck w/it
1) I am the engineer.
2) We ran a train on that ho, and I was the engineer
by ALLPurpozeBIoTCH January 09, 2004
A glorified custodian or handy-man. They have to be called an engineer, because it is more politically correct than being called a garbage man, janitor or plumber.
I'm sorry, but a waste management engineer is a garbage man. And a senior building engineer unclogs toilets and cleans the gum off of tables in the food court.
by movadoman4 May 23, 2007
1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey
Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.
by archi-1 July 30, 2009
Sarcastically used to describe a stupid/dumb person.
when you witness someone commit an unexplainably stupid act, you say " what an engineer" or "you're an engineer". Depending on the stupidity of their acts, you can go from "industrial to civil to chemical engineer" or another form. !!!
by Femi odunayo November 10, 2006
An asshole, dick head, douche bag that thinks he or she is right about everything by uttering these words "I am an Engineer"
Bill justified why he was right to Susan by saying "I am an engineer".
by Not an engineer July 03, 2015

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