egobooking

T.M.I. on your facebook status updates:

1. Over-Updating your Facebook status with EVERY DETAIL of your life.

2. Constantly writing status updates with TOO MUCH INFORMATION about what you are doing, ALL DAY LONG.

3. Assuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are "going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!"...

4. Basically, telling everyone when you shit, when Seriously... NO ONE CARES!

"I'm deleting Ashley. Her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts...

Why Does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!... NO ONE WANTS to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! UGH!"

"THAT'S IT TMI! I'm deleting Eric. NO ONE WANTS to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! UGH! I Can't Stand his egobooking!

Why Does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!... "

egobooking by meindu October 1, 2010

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emobooking

a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.

Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.

Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.

Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.

Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.

emobooking by hatin friend February 7, 2010

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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