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Mainstream Eminemer 

Someone who is in love with Eminem when he collaborates with Lil Wayne, and other mainstream rappers.

They love his new songs because they talk about dropping the world on peoples heads and not being afraid.

These people tend to lack the knowledge of what real music and or Eminem is now a days.
Mainstream Eminemer: Man, I love that song Not Afraid! Great song I'll listen to it for hours! I'M NOT AFRAID TO TAKE A STAND! So inspirational.

Stranger: Ever listen to Lose Yourself? That's even better, great song from back in the day man.

Mainstream Eminemer: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? That music is so early 2000's. His new stuff is way better dude!

Stranger: All his stuff now is bullshit, go get The Slim Shady EP and listen to it, maybe that will change your mind.

Mainstream Eminemer: Whatever.

emineming 

spending an hour or more admiring the worlds #1 rapper eminem.
For example listening to his songs, looking at his photos, watching music videos, watching 8mile or films that he is in. Basically stalking eminem online. This can also include looking where his house is on google images. This does not include hating on eminem or planning how to track him down and kidnap him. This is admiring him online or from posters etc. at home.
Friend 1; Hey wuu2?
Friend 2; Oh nm just emineming wbu?
Friend 1; Omg same!
Friend 2; Hes a rap god
Friend 1; Yes, definately!
emineming by eminem#1fan August 12, 2011

Eminemed 

When a Person is a Huge Eminem Fan ..
And Keeps rapping His verses All The Time ..
When He is Full of Energy..
And Cant Stop himSelf ..
When He is Full Of Eminem !!

Then the Person is Eminemed ..!
In Public -

A Fan Starts Rapping Eminem's verse ..
An Old Man - Stop Rapping .. Im Doing some Work ..
Fan - Sorry , Cant help .. Im EminemED

OR

In College -
A student - I Heard He is A Huge Eminem Fan

Another Student - Yeah ! I Heard He Raps all The Tym ..
Student - His Facebook profile says he is Eminemed
Eminemed by Eminem's Indian Fan August 17, 2011

Eminemed 

When someone says a word or phrase so fast that the person they're talking to will barely understand, similar to the 'Super Sonic Speed' verse of Eminem's song 'Rap God'
"Sorry I'm late, miss! I nearly got hit by a car on the way here, and the driver wouldn't shut up about how I should be looking where I'm going, even though she was the one speeding!" Marco eminemed as he burst through the door and slumped into his seat.
Eminemed by Marco Romado March 7, 2019

Eminemulator 

A (usually) young, white male who dresses like "rapper" Eminem, complete with baggy pants and hoodie, as well as an overpriced ball cap. Basks in glow of own perceived sense of cool while sadly unaware of how foolish he actually is.
I got bumped in the line at the drugstore by an Eminemulator sauntering through on his way to the skin care aisle.
Eminemulator by newsamjohnson March 8, 2010

Eminenema 

Placing earbuds inside your anus, while having eminem songs played through them.
Tony was so confused after the accident that he gave him self an eminenema while tryn to listen to eminems new cd