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stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.
Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.

Stamping the Elephant 

the act of receiving a prince Albert piercing to the male genital shaft.
Bro where is chad? He's Stamping the Elephant. Delicious.