a large, husky mammal who's population has had a significant increase over the past couple of years. This is most likely due to their ability to run at speeds as high as forty miles per hour. It may also be due to their inability to die. The only way to kill this cancerproff animal is to chant "Uo Jupelix Dai hapog sevilience!" which translates to "I do not believe in Elephants.", which will instantly kill the closest elephant. Fisher men have been hunting the elephant for thousands of years, most likely because their tusks, which are woven out of pure dreams. To bring an elephant back to life, you must gather a group of dawves and have them stick their tows into it mouth, while singing songs about Jesus or jellyfish resembling Jesus. I do not see why anyone would like to bring back elephants, because they are Jew haters. They also are big supporters on terrorism and are spies for those damn Mongolians, which as everyone knows are really Saturn dwellers. But worst of all, elephants enjoys kicking puppys.
There are multiple breeds of elephants, such as the normal, werewolf, and vampire elephant.
It would be dangerous to ride an elephant because you may fall off and hert you knees.
by Patrickkkk March 24, 2008
A grey animal with a trunk, bigger than a cat but smaller then the Moon.
" Look at that majestic elephant it is so beautiful"
by R3kt those n00bs April 13, 2015
When one person has a problem with another
the instance of having an elephant with that person
Sam: oh she is such a bitch.
Robyn: You have a serious elephant with her dont you.
by Hooky1308 July 08, 2009
the result when the balls are successfully pulled up to each side of the penis froming what looks like an elephant with a big penis trunk and two balls for ears
His penis is so cute when he does the elephant.

Our nightly parade is about to begin...here comes the elephant.
by Derek D'Gilly June 13, 2004
The official animal of the Republican Party.
We are represented by the biggest and strongest land animal on the planet. GOP} BABY!!!
by Straight from E-ville June 21, 2005
A woman of very old age attracted to and looking for a younger man to date
See that 104 year old woman at the bar hitting on that 26 year old? That's a real Elephant!
by Elephant lover_2 June 20, 2011
A person with an exceptionally large nose.
Person 1: Can you see her over there? The one with the big nose?
Person 2: How could I not? She is such an elephant.
by HA-JD October 22, 2010

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