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ejaculotum 

a spell casted in Harry Potter world which causes a male to ejaculate at the wave of a wand
Harry finally defeated Voldemort by casting multiple ejaculotum spells causing Voldemort to be exhausted and fatigued. FTW!
ejaculotum by mr5parkle September 29, 2011

Premature Ejaculotion 

1. When your hand lotion (or any lotion) explodes before you are ready to use it.

2. When lotion squirts out of the pump in an unexpected and undesired location.
1. Person: Fuck, my hand lotion is all over the inside of my bag - talk about premature ejaculotion.

2. Person: Eff, there is ejaculotion all over the floor, where is a towel?
Premature Ejaculotion by KC Royals November 30, 2011

Ejaculotion 

The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.
I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.
Ejaculotion by BobHPhilly September 20, 2011

ejacupoop 

If I catch any one of you ejacupooping...
ejacupoop by vwoxy May 28, 2011