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The hand cream that squirts across the room on a random trajectory when the pump nozzle has become clogged and the dried cream plug becomes suddenly dislodged.
I was trying to put some cream on my dry hands and wound up with ejaculotion on my pants.
by BobHPhilly September 19, 2011
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