ehson
very intelligent man with enormous junk. is very social and gets all the ladies. chicks dig him 24/7. very athletic
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david eason
A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.
david eason by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019
ehsense
a very sexy, cute, anime lover, who has a 6,900,000 inch dong. Sweet and milky pp sauce and doesn't know his dogs name. Talks his shit to jaydo in the commons area every morning. He is also very fat and is not skinny whatsoever. Could shit on Michael Boles in a fight. Also lives off of grilled cheese, water, rogue energy and bread. Lives an hour away in a trailer park and would 1v1 boink on 30 fps, not because he's confident but so boink cant talk shit. Was caught for being "too loud" by Michael cook. Blamed Devin for breaking the racket when he actually did it himself. Would trade his entire locker for the baseball skin. OG season 3 power chord fucking ruined by fortnite fuck epic games in the chat. Always in the mood to edit shit, and the first thing he did in 2020 was vibe. Karen Cook felt bad for ehsense so she went out and bought him a mountain dew. Also, when his pp gets hard it is the size of a football field. Jealous of the four letters money-shitting ability. Chops wood 24/7 and gets his money worth of monster bucks. Sense never likes to be a dick about anything. Watches comikazie all night and gets 4 hours of sleep. . ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Ehsan
Ehsan is a funny and outgoing person who loves to joke around. But sometimes they can be very sensitive. Though this doesn't mean they won't care for you and stand by your side. They have amazing dark-colored hair and a smile that brightens up the room. Ehsan is and introvert and extrovert. He is loved by many people and has several friends.
Edson Crazy Pants
There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
Edson Crazy Pants by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
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