When a man inserts his penis into a girl's mouth after the girl has eaten many blue lollipops as to turn her tongue blue, like a giraffe. Also the girl must have an abnormally long neck which in turn creates a deep-throating experience like none other as the peristalsis movement of her neck muscles massage the man's cock. (Works best with a long-ass dick...)

Jeff: Dude, I totally gave that girl the elongated giraffe last night!!!

Paul: So I hear. I bet that neck could have taken a 14 incher!!!

Elongated Giraffe by Beau Knerr October 25, 2010

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Elongated buttcrackilyosis

-A severe physical defect that prevents persons from hiding their butt crack. No matter what they wear, the butt crack says hello to everyone

- Butt crack is just too long

Paul: Man it dont matter if she standing, sitting, hands raised, or has a dress on..her crack is always showin!!

David: man you know she got that condition
Paul: what condition? ?
David: elongated buttcrackilyosis

Elongated buttcrackilyosis by The Djb21 November 15, 2013

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Egogasm

The rush of elation and pride that fills an egomaniac that has received verification of his or her superiority. It usually results in them turning into an attention whore by spewing their "see how awesome I am" load in arm-breaking pats on their own backs.

The boss had an egogasm today when he emailed the staff to tell us that his name appeared in the top ten search results in Google.

Egogasm by seannerd September 9, 2010

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