Egg Scrambler 

The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.

The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.

The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.

"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"

"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."

Egg Scrambler by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014

egg scrambler 

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.

egg scrambler by daveobot October 22, 2020

Egg Scrambler 

An uppercut to the vagina.

Ashley wouldn't shut her cock holster, so I gave her the Egg Scrambler to shut her up for a couple of minutes.

Egg Scrambler by Jeremy Kane May 5, 2007

egg scrambler 

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

egg scrambler by daveobot October 22, 2020

Egg Scrambler 

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.

He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.

Egg Scrambler by Frostwulf August 10, 2012