| 1. | Egg Salad | ||
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This occurs when two men have sex in the missionary position and subsequently one man's balls rest on the other's shaft, splitting the sac, one nut on each side. Frenchman: "Dude let's you and me both go into the bathroom right now and make an Egg Salad"
2nd Frenchman: "Oui. hooooooooooooooooooo!" |
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| 2. | Egg In The Nest | ||
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A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg. "Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest" "I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester." |
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| 3. | high egg | ||
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Pants worn way above the ass crack, makes an ass look like an egg when viewed from behind. Common in older women and men, accented heavily when pants have no pockets. Dad, those jeans got to go! You got a high egg!
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| 4. | Scotch Egg Syndrome | ||
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When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome." |
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| 5. | Egg in face | ||
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The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face. Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.
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| 6. | egg | ||
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a white person that has a fetish for asian women/men. white on the outside/yellow on the inside. goddamit, i am such a fucking egg. i get rock hard every time i go to the asian market and see those tight asian women.
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| 7. | Egg Chasing | ||
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A game where unskillful but strong "men" chase an egg round a pitch for a while, occasionally getting points for trying and very very simple kicking. Michael: My kick into an unguarded goal from a short distance away was brilliant, much more skillful than a football free-kick.
Bob: Bloody egg-chasers |
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