Edmund Fitzgerald 

When a turd is so long that it cannot support itself and breaks in half between waves like the fabled ore carrier.

Man, I feel so much better. After eating that cheese log and peanut butter last night and washing it down with Budweiser, I just launched an "Edmund Fitzgerald".

Edmund Fitzgerald by GrandMaster T January 1, 2012

Edmund Fitzgerald 

Another term for anal sex usually while drunk.

She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Edmund Fitzgerald by Jesse____ January 4, 2008