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When a turd is so long that it cannot support itself and breaks in half between waves like the fabled ore carrier.
Man, I feel so much better. After eating that cheese log and peanut butter last night and washing it down with Budweiser, I just launched an "Edmund Fitzgerald".
by GrandMaster T December 31, 2011
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Another term for anal sex usually while drunk.
She got so drunk last night, she finally decided to let him try the Edmund Fitzgerald.
by Jesse____ December 12, 2007
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