An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.
by Keith K. Marowitz April 05, 2011
An insanely awesome person that is typically known for their attractive body, good taste in design, intelligence, and athleticism. They know how to make a good chicken dinner and can eat potatoes at every meal regardless of any other food is being served at the time.
Hey, look at those kids run, they must be Fitzgeralds.
by thefitzinator August 09, 2011