An american writer that is arguable the best poet in the history of the world. He also had the shittiest childhood ever. His mom got married when she was 16, when he was born his dad left him. His mom was an actor and played
Juliet in Romeo and Juliet 8 times a week.
Edgar watched his mother "fake" kill herself when he was 1, 2, and 3. His mother then died of consumption, and he watched her
die. He then was adopted by a nice lady and a dick father. He actually fell in love with the lady, so the dad got jealous. Then that lady died of consumption, and the asshole father kicked
edgar on the street. He then went to
college and was a raging alcoholic and drug user. His birth-right aunt then found him and adopted him. He fell in love with his 10 and a half year old first cousin. Then his aunt died of consumption. So he married his first cousin, then became famous for his poem "The Raven". Then his young
wife also died of consumption. However, he later became famous and was invited to write for a New York fat
cat and earn lots of
money. On the train there he stopped in Baltimore. Two guys grabbed him and got him drink off of hard lemonade, and they left him in the gutter while he was in a coma. He went to the hospital and died. Now if anyone does not agree that he had the shittiest
life, you must be one
sorry son of a bitch.
Basically:
His mom died, his adopted mom died, his
wife died, his aunt died, his second wife died and then he died. So, that sucks.
Edgar Allan Poe
