Eclipse

Something you should stare at... if you want to go blind. Like the Dumbass in Chief shown here.

Dumbass Trump stared at the eclipse, because he's a fucking dumbass.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Eclipse

1. A large piece of shit Stephanie Meyer made

Dude I almost shitted out an Eclipse

by boats and hoes2 June 30, 2010

Eclipse

The last song on Dark Side of The Moon.(The one that goes along right after Brain Damage).

Eclipse came on and I knew it was near the end of the album.

by yonoid October 15, 2004

Eclipse

When you're talking to your gf and you see a hot chick coming your way and you move so she has to walk in between you and your gf and she "eclipses" your gf.

Dude, my girl and I were talking outside the store and this eclipse came,straight at me.

by Steel45 May 19, 2018

Eclipse

Someone so disgustingly large they blot out the sun when they pass by you.

Why did it get dark? It's the middle of the day.. is it an eclipse?

No, it's just the new guy from accounting. He needs to lay off the snacks. He's already a human eclipse.

by OrlandoGuy September 18, 2010

Eclipse

The 3rd book in the Twilight Saga by Stephanie Meyer. In this book, a rampage of newborn vampires from Seattle come to Forks, and are after Bella Swan. The werewolfs and Cullens team up against them. Bella agrees to marry Edward Cullen, and turns down the unbelieavably funny and sexy Jacob Black which was probably the worst decision of her life.

Random Girl 1 : OMG! I CANT BELIEVE BELLA TURNED DOWN JACOB IN ECLIPSE! HE'S WAY HOTTER THAN EDWARD!

Random Girl 2: I know!

by teamacob1111 July 24, 2009

Eclipse

A day time blackout.
Blacking out while the sun is in the sky.

"Didn't I see you at the ΕΦΣ day drink on Saturday?"
I don't know, maybe, I eclipsed by noon.

by Apps3C June 26, 2011