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Stephenie is a outgoing and shy girl at the same time, she is shy about asking you out, She is friendly, sweet, cool, and loving............... If you like a Stephenie go for her she is HOT, FUNNY, HUGABLE...... AND SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERYWAY.... EVEN IF YOU JUST NEED A FRIEND SHE IS A GREAT LISTENER, RESPECTFUL, TRUSTWORTHY GIRL. GO FOR IT GET A STEPHENIE IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG, can I be friends with your friend Stephenie.
Stephenie by NikkiS8p November 12, 2013
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She is being her usual Stephenie self.
Stephenie by Raallly February 8, 2010
Often thought of as a writer by those other than herself, obsessed with being bitten by a vampire in some dark alley in Italy
I am not a Stephenie! I can't write 700 pages in two days!
Stephenie by lissiemd October 20, 2008
Stephenie is the person to just say they are goin fro take a short nap but ends ups sleeping all day. Stephenie is the type to watch Netflix all day
My wife is Stephenie
Stephenie by Big D the third November 23, 2021

Stephenie Meyer 

The worst "author" literature has ever seen. The creator of the Twilight saga in which the main character allows herself to be controlled and abused by her boyfriend. This is considered by fans as a "romance".
"Bella, you are not to see your best friend Jacob because I'm insecure and jealous of him." "Okay Edward, I'll abandon all my friends and family for you. You're better than them because you're pretty."

*Twitards swoon* "We love Stephenie Meyer!"

Stephenie Meyer 

A Stephenie Meyer is an egotistical, bored housewife who dreams up disturbing fantasies (some that could even be considered illegal) and makes lots of cash from it. There will be many (mostly illiterature and retarded) devotees of a SM's propaganda, and then there will be the more intelligent Anti-SMs. SMs generally write/talk about drivel that will go on for a long time, and some people will even consider the works of a SM quality fiction.
A Stephenie Meyer: Omg! Did u read my skript, init awsum!!! the main guyzzz soooo hawt!

Me: Can I be honest with you? It kinda sucked.

A SM: OMG!! U FUCKINN BEYACH!!!!!!1HOW DARE YA U R SO FUKIN TARDED I WIL KILL YA N GET MY VAMPZ 2 BITE YA!

Stephenie Meyer 

A thesaurus-raping whore who writes with the skill of a 13 year old teenybopper with an addiction to Quizilla.
Words Stephenie Meyer has ruined include:

Dazzle
Chagrin
Sparkle
etc. . .
Stephenie Meyer by Sympilton October 28, 2008