Eat a dick

A phrase used to describe something distasteful.

Madonna's music eats a dick.

by Eatadick Chaney April 16, 2003

Eat a dick

When someone is a fuckhead and they try to boss you around

Jenny: Freddie go and clean the fridge
Freddie: jenny Eat A Dick

by Dirkdigglervaginatickler October 20, 2019

Eat a dick

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up

All the haters can eat a dick!

by BounceOnBy March 25, 2019

Eat a dick

When someone makes jest of you and your response is in desperation.

Playa 1: Yo, ur pants so tight, your back pockets overlap.

You: Fuck you man, eat a dick.

by Zero Shitz Given May 5, 2020

eat a dick

... back to the late sixties; Eat a dick; nice way of saying suck a dick.

Eat a dick, you polyester faced moron!

by JeffDillon January 1, 2017

eat a dick

the word is what it means, to literally go eat a dick

"hay how about you go eat a dick, you fuck face"

by WungJu May 8, 2003

EAT a DICK!

Its virtually the same insult as just saying "Eat a Dick" but there is a different inflection on "Eat" and "Dick". Its said in a way that you hear "EAT" the loudest followed by "a" in a softer, calmer tone then you pause for a millisecond and with your last breath say "DICK" as loud as your last breath can stand.

Dillon: Fuck Ole Miss

Eric: EAT a DICK!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 3, 2010