Dusty Minge Fart

An elderly woman far past her prime yet still on the hunt for young boy meat.
Normally the "Dusty Minge Fart" is a crazed nymphomaniac which has a furious hunger for boy cock. The vagina of the "Dusty Minge Fart" resembles a wizards sleeve and is normally weighed down with at least 3kg of dust. Although the "Dusty Minge Fart" is allways a virgin, the vagina allways hangs low and loose like a moist pendulum.
If looking out for the "Dusty Minge Fart", look for large wollen socks. These socks are commonly worn by the "Dusty Minge Fart" because they are used to keep the fanny lips warm. One fanny lip for each foot.

Christian: Hey Peter, check out that Dusty Minge Fart over there!

Peter: Shut up man! Thats Miss. Townsend! My maths teacher... ... ...

Christian: Why are here fucking trousers so fucking high, I can literally see the outline of her camel toe!

Peter: She's buff innit...

Christian: FUCK! SHE'S LEAKING!!

Dusty Minge Fart by C&P - Maths ;) May 18, 2011

Crusty Dusty Midget

A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.

You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...

Crusty Dusty Midget by ThatOneGuyThatNoOneLikes April 27, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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