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Diversify Your Bonds
A method of reducing financial risk by spreading one's money among many different kinds of securities. This mitigates risk because a portfolio invested in multiple asset classes is less likely to be affected by the negative performance of one single investment.
"You need to diversify your bonds, nigga." - GZA
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
"When I needed financial advice, I decided to enter the 36 chambers and step to the muhfukkin Wu, where they told me to diversify my bonds. Now I'm makin' stacks and drinkin' 'gnac every day!"
Diversify Your Bonds by Scottie King February 8, 2010
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Diversifying your Cock-folio
The act of purposely hooking up with girls of various races so that your "cock-folio" (list of girls you have gotten with) is diverse.
Bro 1: "I think that Indian girl is really hot."
Bro 2: "Then go hit that. You need to be diversifying your cock-folio!"
Bro 2: "Then go hit that. You need to be diversifying your cock-folio!"
Diversifying your Cock-folio by B.B. Skullfucker August 5, 2010
diversify
The final solution to the cryptocurrency problem that every /biz/ user faces. Too bad they'll still be wagecucks.
diversify by My psenudonym August 5, 2018
Diversify Your Bonds
Originated from the hit show "The Chappelle Show" (Wu-tang skit) it means to:
1. To do or obtain different things.
2. To add diversity and versitility to your list skills.
1. To do or obtain different things.
2. To add diversity and versitility to your list skills.
Diversify Your Bonds by Sol.. August 22, 2006
Diversify your bonds
You live in a bubble you need to diversify your bonds.
I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.
I'm being really intentional about diversifying my bonds this semester.
Diversify your bonds by Gonzo Writer February 7, 2017
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.