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dudzi by Rigo Machado October 24, 2008
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dudding
The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.
"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."
dudding by Sir Duddy of Scranalot April 16, 2009
dudeillkillyou
The words "Dude, I'll kill you" all slurred together without pause, often muttered under one's breath to a friend who is about to either say or do something stupid that will result in negative repercussions to you. More a warning than an actual threat.
Dudeillkillyou. I know what you're about to say about me sleeping with his sister.
Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.
Put down the water balloon. Dudeillkillyou.
dudeillkillyou by Talmanes December 3, 2006
Dudeism
Dudeism is a modern religion based outwardly on principles espoused implicitly by the character of "The Dude" in the Coen Brothers' 1998 film "The Big Lebowski." Despite this recent catalyst, Dudeism has been around in one form or another for cenuturies. It is heir to a long line of Dudeist apostles who have influenced humanity thoughout history, most likely beginning with the Chinese sage Lao Tzu (legendary author of the Tao te Ching). The principles of Dudeism are peacefulness, non-covetousness, immunity to peer pressure, right thinking (sometimes aided by a strict drug regiment, sometimes not), modesty in appearance, honoring thy friends, not worrying about s**t because life goes on, and most importantly, earnestly cultivating the facility to abide (remain true to one's self) regardless of unforeseen unfelicitous circumstances. Ordained ministers in its official organization, The Church of the Latter-Day Dude, are commonly referred to as "Dudeist Priests."
I used to believe in Buddhism until I found out there were so many rules and everybody wears the same clothes and they're all skinheads, man. Now I'm into Dudeism. What day is this? A weekday?
Dudeism by Crash Winfield November 22, 2007
dudeicorn
A very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. Much like a Centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. Or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a Dudeicorn. Sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.
At the end of the rainbow you will find many Dudeicorns.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
dudeicorn by Alyson Clair June 8, 2009
dudity
Similar in nature to nudity, dudity occurs only when men are naked. This word would come in handy during R-rated films, sparing men the time and effort of having to watch movies they suspect have boobies in them, but in fact, do not.
This movie was advertised as containing nudity. After seeing it, I was disappointed to find that there was only dudity.
Cruel Intentions is an example of a movie in which nudity can be dismissed as dudity.
Cruel Intentions is an example of a movie in which nudity can be dismissed as dudity.
dudity by Donut Q. Goodness July 28, 2004