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Duddling 

A male who shoots only duds (sperm).
Justin is a duddling. He hasn't been able to get any of his girlfriends pregnant after 10 years of trying.
Duddling by nodonutnocop August 10, 2023
The semi-professional art of doing of nothing productive. Apparel may include "dudding trousers" (pyjama bottoms) and a "dudding cave" (bedroom). Large amounts of comfort and food are a priority, while physical exertion is frowned upon.
It is particularly prevalent when hung over or on sick days, and often features long hours of television, films, computer games and/or masturbation.
"I dudded around in the living room playing Champ Manager for 10 hours while watching cricket, eating bacon and drinking milk."
"That's good dudding..."
"I know."

diddling her twat 

fingering, or playing with a girls vagina.
Oh, he's probably diddling her twat.
In short, to fool around with oneself; to masturbate; to commit Onanism.
Preferring toys to men, she diddled Valentine's night away.
diddling by rokesmith February 14, 2005

data diddling 

Data diddling is the changing of data before or during entry into the computer system. Examples include forging or counterfeiting documents used for data entry and exchanging valid disks and tapes with modified replacements.
he face legal issue because he did data diddling for crime related data
data diddling by aboola April 1, 2013

Diddling her bug 

The act of female mastrubation.
I cam home late last night and caught my girlfriend diddling her bug.
Diddling her bug by Touchdown Tony February 23, 2007