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a term to describe men.
"I need a duck in my life."

"Hey, we should go out and find ducks tonight."
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Bro lets rip ducks.

Bro you ripped that duck.
by Frostie Flow January 06, 2010
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the following absurdist riddle is complete nonsense, but somehow gets to the heart of duckishness.
"Q. Why is a duck when it swims? A Because one leg is both the same."
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A feathery fuck that goes by the name of Kristen. She is quite a quacker and has a tendency flap her wings when she becomes flustered.
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the penis
my duck in ur mouth
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1. A type of water Fowl

2. The Action of lowering your body to the ground to make yourself a smaller target.

3. The name of Kris Kristofferson's character in the movie "Convoy"
1. There's a duck in that pond

2. Look out! Duck!

3. Where's Duck?
by AL SO August 07, 2005
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