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textagram 

A word invented by morons that don't know how to change their text setting on their phone from "T9" to "Alpha" therefore rendering them incapable of spelling the correct words.
Anna: Dude, what the hell did you call me "Bomb" for in that text message earlier?

Moron: Oh sorry, it's a textagram my phone pulls up when I try to spell your name. It won't let me spell your name! It's like it has a mind of its own!

Anna: Moron.
textagram by Juni Sweeney March 17, 2009

Textagram 

The very reason we can't spell fuck you on phone's that don't have keyboards.
DUAL YOU!

WTF does that mean?

Oh it's a textagram of fuck. but since I don't have a keyboard It spells dual
Textagram by psychedellicereal March 14, 2009

textagram 

A word that is keyed the same as at least one other on your phone. Similar to anagram.
Classic example: home is a textagram of good. others include pint & shot, cock & anal.
textagram by Proudtorious July 4, 2012

Textagram 

Two or more words that are spelt out using the same series of keys in a text message.
Guy is a textagram of Ivy. Anna is a textagram of Bomb.
Textagram by Gizborne January 11, 2008

textramarital affair

The art of cheating on your partner using text messages.
The neighbor girl and I are having a textramarital affair!

tetragrammaton 

Tetragrammaton is the most holy name of God. It consists of only four letters "YHVH".
All knowledge of how it is pronounced is gone , destroyed by time. Many documents contain the word. It is spelt , when translated , "YHVH". Since the pronuciation will forever be a mystery , the word "Adonai" is used in its place. Only a select few knew how to say the name. Moses and King Solomon , son of David be amoung them. For more information , consult "The Greater Key of Solomon" and the Old Testament. Or search google , key word : Tetragrammaton.
tetragrammaton by Andrew Buckley October 14, 2005