vb. to fuck

In the world of predictive texting, the word fuck is replaced, often unnoticed by the sender, to duck. Known to be common on Blackberries and iPhones.
DUCK YOU!

will you duck me tonight?
by MadHat Unspecific September 05, 2008
An autocorrected form of "fuck" that usually makes you seem like you are academically challenged as you struggle to correct the word, but autocorrect keeps fixing it.
Ed:

"Hey you missed an awesome party bro"

Joe:

"Duck"
"*duck"
"*DUCK"

Ed:
"Do you mean duck?"

Joe:
"Awe duck man you too?"
by Nipple421blezit July 07, 2014
Noun - The end of a "blunt" which is marijuana rolled in a cigar. The paper version "joint" ends up as a "roach"
We shared that blunt with 20 people, and by the time it got to me; All I got was the duck.
by theothers August 22, 2012
Nottingham slang when referring to a friend.
Ey up me Duck? = Hi, you alright mate?

No Duck = No mate
by bambispam January 04, 2010
A person you had sexual encounters with, which you hope to never see again…. or at least not in public. And if you do, you DUCK!!!

This word is commonly used by die-heart wingmen, cheaters, people still stuck in-the-closet and drunks.

Also commonly used to describe an ugly, fat, or or just plain unattractive people who you would never consider being with.

An attractive person, is hardly ever a duck.

Synonym: Quack-Quack
Kyle and I met some geourgeous women last nite, but Peter got stuck with their "duck" friend.

I got so drunk last night that I woke up sleeping next to a "duck".

My girlfriend and I had to leave the party early last night because I've seen one of my ducks there.
by SlickVictory December 10, 2009
a secret code that undercover cops use when they are being totaly awesome. These cops are usualy black or asian, but sometimes fat spanish cops will use it too. When they say this it can have a different effect on some people. A friend of mine knows a cop who said "duck" and a chair 3 meters away totaly exploded (this same effect can happen on children 5-8 years old and french people).
black cop: Watch this
ugly cop: what?
black cop:DUCK
Child: *explodes*
Ugly cop: OH SHIT!
by MC.BALLER October 16, 2009
A TERM FOR SOMEONE WHO GIVES A PERSON OF INTEREST MONEY OR GIFTS EVEN THOUGH THAT PERSON ISN'T INTERESTED IN THEM.
I NEED ME DUCK THAT'S GONNA PAY MY RENT THIS MONTH.
by MOCHAHONTAS June 23, 2009
Someone that is extremely sensitive, but also has many peaks of extreme ego. So you can't give a compliment, because it feeds to the person's ego too much, and you can't poke fun because he or she is too sensitive. There is no middle ground, therefore, all you can do is keep your mouth shut and watch them wobble from one side of their personality to the other and quack about bizarre things.
I tried to flirt with this guy, however, he transformed into a duck after I fed him a compliment and tried to poke fun with him.
by wordness November 29, 2013

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