When you shit in a paper towel and hide it somewhere, in order to prank someone. The "advance preparation" part means you can do the deed ahead of time.
John dropped a duck behind the radiator downstairs. That will stink for a week before it dries out.
by Nintendo Goober September 07, 2013
1. n. : An insufferable female sub-human often found with a swaggot. These obnoxious females are often very cruel to others, loud, think they're prettier than they actually are. The name duck comes from the usage of duck-face. Also see "popular kids".
2. n. : a shortened version of dumb-fuck.
3. n. : A water fowl that is known for the 'quack' sound.
A: "How much more of a bitch could she be?"
B: "What'd you expect? She's a total duck."

A: "I wonder what Obama's last name is. I don't think I've heard it before."
B: "Duck."

"Have you ever gone down to the park by the lake to feed the ducks?"
by Yolocaust Anonymous July 30, 2013
a very strange female, has a strange laugh, and has strange typing habits
dude, that girl is a DUCK, i mean, have you heard her laugh?
by scheenhnzscah vinn October 26, 2012
Code word for strippers in Mexicali, Mexico. Popular strip clubs include Meow Meow and Mosca
Wanna go and feed the ducks tonight?
by Carne de Rez February 09, 2012
1) a bitchy person, a fake person, a liar.

2) a person who is all bark
"You know that chick Stephanie? She is such a fuckin' duck."

"He said he was gonna kick my ass, but I know he's just a duck."
by gangbangchang February 03, 2012
meaning a girl who thinks shes cute, but shes really ugly as hell... or a males female friends...
eww ayo shes a duck!!
oh dat must of been one of ya ducks, cause u took to long!!!
by Tee4125 May 14, 2006
A stupid Annoying animal with feathers that lays eggs and can possibly get hit by a train.
There is a duck in the train track.
by Look Its A giant turd November 23, 2014

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