a man of mystery. nobody knows who he is, where he came from, why he’s here, and when he got here. but most importantly, nobody knows his last name.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
The incredibly evil man who jerked off The Flash so fast it made him seem like he nutted at the simple touch of a woman.
“It was me Barry, I jerked you off at super speed to make it seem like you nutted at just a woman’s touch!!”
-Reverse-Flash to The Flash
-Reverse-Flash to The Flash
by ButtholeEnthusiast May 01, 2022
the ultimate comeback. you can be absolutely destroying a guy in an argument but they can just say “your mom” and end your entire career.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.
Black guy: Yo! Wassup cracka!
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?
by ButtholeEnthusiast February 03, 2021
the best youtuber. very few even come close to him since he is the SHOGUN! anyone who thinks differently can samurai s-s-s-suck my balls. Markiplier is the only person close to him, and Jacksepticeye is pretty good too.
CoryXKenshin is the best youtuber of all time.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021
Black guy: *kills 3 people*
Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”
Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”
Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”
Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 13, 2021
A term used to describe a student at Dartmouth High School. It is well known by residents of Dartmouth, New Bedford, and Fall River that DHS has an overwhelming amount of medically retarded students in their student body. Their neighboring school, Bishop Stang High School, is responsible for the creation of the term. Sources tell us that the term was created after several “incidents of autism” between encounters of greenkids and Stang students. It was then discovered that most of the DHS student body have special needs, which then dawned the creation of the term.
Guy 1: “Hey why is that guy running around the Dartmouth mall back and forth picking his nose all autistic-like?”
Guy 2: “Show some respect, the dude is clearly a greenkid and doesn’t know any better.”
Guy 2: “Show some respect, the dude is clearly a greenkid and doesn’t know any better.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast January 25, 2023