Top Definition
The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!
by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 25, 2009
2 more definitions
A large turd which has problems being flushed and "docks" itself on the side of the bowl;often leaving skid marks.
Domenic ate too many skittles and dry docked in your toilet!
by Suzanna Simeone July 07, 2005
Non lubricated anal penetration.
"Man, I hooked up with this broad from the bar and the dirty bitch dry docked me!"
by Jay Tanx September 18, 2011

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