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Drydocking is when you have two gay guys. One is circumcized, the other is not. The uncircumcized one wraps his foreskin around the other guy's penis and they jerk each other off at the same time this way.
Those two gays are going in the back room to drydock.
by Cromster of Oryx October 05, 2005
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dry dock is new slang for a blow job, cause you didn't get in the water you just stayed near the water.
"dude, i stayed late and she showed up, we went around back and i got me some dry dock!"
by Oz Tommly July 10, 2009
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The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.
To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!
by Phineas Taylor Barracus January 06, 2005
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v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.
joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.
by jeff February 24, 2003
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Not having sex for longer than a month.
I need sex, I've been on dry dock for too long.
by Lenskii March 28, 2012
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A uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around another circumcised mans penis.
I don't feel like fucking in the ass. Cant we just dry dock?
by distraughtsymphony February 23, 2009
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Dry Dock: v. To emulate sex with an engorged fuck stick but fully or partially clothed. Usually done by teenagers who aren't ready to do the real thing (maybe she's a cherry). It comes from the term for a ship out of water, as this teenaged boy's "vessel" is not going to contact any liquid!
Their making out and tit squeezing led to some dry docking in the back seat.
by Becki February 12, 2005
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