After their senior prom, Brad and Gina snuck off to the limousine for some heavy petting and dry docking.
by Rob_G March 15, 2004
A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
after turning off the water supply to toilet and flushing all water out of toilet....do your business. thus, turd dry dock. useful for occasions where you want to piss somebody off or just gross them out.
joel- hey mike, did you go to your boss' christmas party?
mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!
joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?
mike- of course!
mike- yeah, that bastard gave me a no-motion so i did a turd dry dock right before i left his house party!
joel- did you do the thing where you unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off and wipe your ass and then roll it back up for the next asshole?
mike- of course!
by dark korner January 13, 2010
The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
by Ohsotrue December 24, 2011
Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"
Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"
Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"
by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016
Basically the opposite of motor boating. When a guy just puts his face in between a woman's boobs, and she shakes them back and forth. (alternatively slapping him in the face with her titts).
"I was too tired to motor boat her last night so I talked her into dry docking me instead, Titties!!"
by Da-Rel July 3, 2013
When I was t-banging Sally, Brenda gave a help a squeezed Sally's boobs and my Jamaican dry dock blew up.
by kirbside August 22, 2014