rock star drunk

Drunk to excess or extreme with /associated wild or crazy behaviour. Rock stars that set the precedent include Mick Jagger and any member of the Rolling Stones, amongst many other well known rock stars.

"Mum was rock star drunk last night and fell through the motel hotel window"

rock star drunk by simatt March 12, 2008

ass-rocket drunk 

When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.

"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"

ass-rocket drunk by newton64 April 4, 2008

Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink 

A game in which people under the legal drinking age play in dire situations where they NEED to get drunk quick. Involving a normal game of rock-paper-scissors, where the winner takes a shot of whatever liquor they can get their hands on.

Nicki: Prom is tonight, and the Limo driver wont let us drink on the way there

David: Well lets just hit up some Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink after we take pictures and get in the Limo already shwasted.

Nicki: Chillennahhh

Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink by Tyrone Demery February 1, 2009

Rockstar Drunk 

Getting so drunk that you have to sleep with your jewelry jeans and tied shoes on because your shirt is all you can manage to get off

“Dawg how the fuck you sleep in all your shit”
“How the fuck I know I was rockstar drunk”

Rockstar Drunk by B Scal November 18, 2017