Drunk button 

A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed.

Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."

Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win."

Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!"

(I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen)

Me: "High fives are for fags!!"

Drunk button by Mr. Rickboto October 10, 2009

belly button drink 

Typically an overtly sweet alcoholic beverage that one might use to seduce their lady friend or use in sexual manner, as in pouring into her belly button and then drinking it from her navel.

"I really enjoyed that moscato, Tom, but it was a bit of a belly button drink."

belly button drink by L-Lo From the Block October 9, 2008

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey 

To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.

"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."

Punching Buttons Like a Drunk Monkey by Don Heflin March 22, 2022