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dive for five 

At some gentleman's clubs, a $5 tip will get you a dive for five: you're pulled up on stage, your $5 bill is placed over your nose, and the dancer (who is at this point quite naked) straddles your head, grinding her sweet and heavily perfumed pussy on your face. She may also at this point place her mouth on your crotch, forcing warm air through your clothes. At this point if you're lucky, she'll finish it off by rubbing her tits in your face.
Me: ...so I went to the club last night, got a dive for five.
U: wtf is that?
Me: Oh, only the best $5 you'll ever spend, but I'll tell ya, I'll never look at a $5 bill the same way again...

dive for dick

To perform oral sex; to suck dick
"Yo dawg, if you hit that she'll dive for dick cause she sucked me up when I tagged her."
dive for dick by Tha 1ne August 28, 2005

Dive in the Booty for a RAV4 

When you’re willing to do just about anything to replace your old vehicle.
I’d dive in the booty for a RAV4, my broke ass Jeep don’t put out no more.

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).
Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)
format my hard drive by DirkD January 24, 2007

2014 forest hills drive 

J Cole's best album, and one of the best of all time.
2014 Forest Hills Drive went double platinum with no features, enough said.

2014 Forest Hills drive should've won the grammy.

format my hard drive

A process that erases all of the data on a computer's hard drive.
Damn! I had over 50 gigs of GILF porn until my computer fucked up and I had to format my hard drive.

Its GILF porn time! Oh yeah, I forgot I had to format my hard drive. FUCK! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!