Like the Bluebird of Happiness or the Chicken of depression, the arrival of the Drama-Llama guarantees that a situation will become emotionally unstable. Tears will be shed, accusations will fly, and hearts will be broken.
"...The female in question seems to be of the same mindset as I, namely that we'd have sex
just because it's nice, we're not looking for a relationship and we're just enjoying ourselves and so on.
However, I've got the sneaking suspicion that this could quickly render me a visit from the Drama-Llama... "