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Ornstein the Dragonslayer
One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.
Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!
Ornstein the Dragonslayer by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012
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DragonSlayer by john hates you all August 28, 2006
dragonslayer
1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.
2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
dragonslayer by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008
Bmisk The Dragonslayer
A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............
Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
Bmisk The Dragonslayer by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009
Dragonslayer
1. He, or she, who slays dragons. This title makes you a total badass as well in any area of fiction or reality.
2. A gigantic sword wielded by the Black Swordsman, Guts. It's three times as thick as a normal sword and can cut fully armored men in half with a single stroke. The sword was forged by Godo as an insult being too large and heavy to actually be carried by any normal man but able to kill a dragon in one swing. Dragonslayer has been soaked in so much demon blood that it exists in both the physical and astral world. The Dragonslayer is actually where all those amazingly big swords in Anime come from as well.
3. A woman who can take any cock no matter the size, even if it was as massive as a dragon's. Do not mistake a Dragonslayer for a conqueror sort of woman, she is simply one who has an amazing ability whether it be a large vaginal area, skill, or lubrication
2. A gigantic sword wielded by the Black Swordsman, Guts. It's three times as thick as a normal sword and can cut fully armored men in half with a single stroke. The sword was forged by Godo as an insult being too large and heavy to actually be carried by any normal man but able to kill a dragon in one swing. Dragonslayer has been soaked in so much demon blood that it exists in both the physical and astral world. The Dragonslayer is actually where all those amazingly big swords in Anime come from as well.
3. A woman who can take any cock no matter the size, even if it was as massive as a dragon's. Do not mistake a Dragonslayer for a conqueror sort of woman, she is simply one who has an amazing ability whether it be a large vaginal area, skill, or lubrication
1. Some N'wah: Woah, that's the Last Dragonborn over there! I hear he's a Dragonslayer
2. Griffith: My my Guts, your Dragonslayer is so thick. Do you mind if you let me hold it?
Guts: GRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
3. Brandon: Woah Beck, did ya see Amy over there? She's hot right!?
Beck: Yeah fam, Amy's a total Dragonslayer brah.
2. Griffith: My my Guts, your Dragonslayer is so thick. Do you mind if you let me hold it?
Guts: GRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
3. Brandon: Woah Beck, did ya see Amy over there? She's hot right!?
Beck: Yeah fam, Amy's a total Dragonslayer brah.
Dragonslayer by The Original Argoniphile November 16, 2018