13 definitions by shiftyclaybob
A random advertisement: "Feeling hungry AND horny? Come on into our top-rated restaurant today to receive the best steak and shake of your life! No meatgrinders here, on both counts!"
by shiftyclaybob September 27, 2011
Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?
Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!
by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010
Harold: Hey what's "The 0-60" on your dick bro? No homo.
Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
Harold: FML.
Luther: Uhh with the average chick about 1 minute but if its with your mom its 0.8 seconds.
Harold: FML.
by shiftyclaybob January 27, 2010
When you stick your finger up your butt and you get shit on it and then you stick that finger in your friend's mouth and pull really hard.
by shiftyclaybob April 27, 2010
A rarely seen, ferocious being who has sometimes been regarded as an urban legend. He was last seen by the public competing in a testorone-injected game known as Full Contact Spoons. His signature piece of apparel is a white Nike headband he wears while bellowing out his signature catch phrase: "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAARRRR!". Famous for his soccer game antics accompanied by The Koehler Bear along with tremendous speed. Rumor has it he was last seen near the Mount Pleasant area.............
Sean: Hey man were u in class when Bmisk the Dragonslayer popped into class for 2 seconds and said "Bmisk! The Dragonslayer! RAAAAR!!" ?
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
Guy: Na man I missed it, he is one quick bastard.
Sean: This is true!
by shiftyclaybob September 11, 2009
Charles: Hey Tom, Sam won't come out of his room. "Sam what are ya dickfiddling in there???
Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.
Tom: I'm pretty sure Sam's fiddling some serious dick right now.
by shiftyclaybob January 28, 2010
A hybrid word made up of tank and tyrannasaurus rex, used to describe something with capabilities of both in the areas of strength and speed.
Ben: Whoa Clay just rolled that Viper over like 50 times! Your Ford GT is a Tankasaurus Rex!
Clay: Oh ya?
Clay: Oh ya?
by shiftyclaybob September 16, 2009